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    A series of dialogue-only ficlets.

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    Anon asked what would've happened if all the way back at the beginning of Kiss My Lipstick Off if it had been Izzy that walked in on the robbery. Robinade also asked what would've happened if Izzy met Stede first.

    CW: Brief hospital visit

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    Only once they were out of sight of the café did the man stop and take his arm away, giving Stede a sheepish little grin. “Looked like you needed rescuing back there,” he said, and then held out his free hand. “I’m Ed.”

    Stede, still a little dumbfounded, grasped Ed’s hand in a weak shake. “Stede. Stede Bonnet. I’ll pay you back for the tea, I promise. I get paid next week.”

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    A modern AU where Ed saves Stede from embarrassment in a café, and then suddenly accidental sugar daddy happens. This is a prompt fill from the OFMD kink meme.

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    "One round. It will be fun, I promise. I can tell how bored you are. It’s good practice for me anyways! Strategy review is never a bad thing, you told me that yourself.”
    Ed crosses his arms.
    “That doesn’t sound like something I said. A game is a game. This one looks…” he waves his hand around in the air lazily. “lame. ”
    “Okay, look. Want to make this more interesting?” Stede proposes.
    More interesting… how the fuck can a game about coordinates be interesting?
    “Go ahead mate. What do you have in mind? Maybe we can really get crazy and play scrabble too.”

    OR

    Stede just wants to play Battleship with Ed. He doesn't realize the mixed signals he's sending out, especially when he unintentionally gets stripping involved.
    Ed does not want to play anything right now, thank you very much. That changes when Stede suggests they "raise the stakes". They're silly and confused.

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    Three chapters dealing with the difference in the relationship between Edward and Izzy....how it began, how it became, and how it ended.

     

    English is not my first language

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    “You know, I was thinking,” Stede handed Ed the dish he’d just finished washing so Ed could dry it. “I haven’t celebrated Christmas with the kids since I left.”

    Ed is determined to plan and execute the most perfect Hanukkah-Christmas season that has ever existed (and he's totally fine about it), Stede does his best to balance his kids and his partners, and Izzy finally gets to eat a decent fucking latke

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    In a world where alphas are second-rate citizens, Ed Teach, a more or less retired omega lives alone in a cozy house that is all his own. He hasn’t dated in years, not since he got out of an abusive relationship with his ex, Jack. He has some health issues that keep cropping up and he knows he will eventually have to deal with them, even if it means getting an alpha.

    One day, while checking the classifieds for parts for his boat, Ed finds an ad about an alpha for sale. On a whim, he calls and finds himself with an alpha of his own in the next three hours. Stede is not what he was expecting, but there’s something about the sweet, most likely traumatized alpha that makes Ed want to keep him, even if it’s just to make sure he’s finally taken care of.

    Let’s be real, they’re gonna fall in love and heal each other, and be all the better for it. ❤️

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    Chauncey Badminton surged forward, pistol in hand. Hatred burned in his eyes, freezing Stede to the spot. He sucked in a breath. His last breath, perhaps. It wasn’t even a good one to end on: too much gasping, too little oxygen. But there was nothing to do about it now. Chauncey was aiming his pistol. He was pulling the trigger.

    He was falling.

    Or: Chauncey Badminton doesn't miss Stede. Canon divergence picking up during That Scene in episode nine.

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    Formerly titled The Silence Between Them.

    BDSM free, abuse free, homophobia free

    This fic is the slowest of slow burns. It was intentionally written to build gradually as a cohesive narrative that expands over time because you can't get a good emotional release without FOREPLAY.

    What if Ed didn't go full 'Evil-Ed' post Stede? How would Izzy react to an Ed that still wasn't quite right even though Bonnet was gone?

    What would it be like if they thought Stede Bonnet was fucking dead, but then he wasn't?

    Themes include: grief, loss, guilt, forgiveness, hurting people you love, healing, backsliding, the effects of childhood trauma, consent, power dynamics.

    There will be no themes of sexual assault/violence in excess of the show.

    I'm not over tagging this jawn because I don't want to spoil the whole story ahead of time. Where's the fun if you know half of what you can expect from the tags alone. Don't you just want to let a story unfold, friend?

    Fuck counter: 484 fucks (I mean the word. They haven't fucked 484 times. That would be ludicrous)

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    What if the world ended but forgot to tell everyone?

    A colorful crew builds a post-apocalyptic life on wealthy midwesterner Stede Bonnet’s land, but after a year of surviving with no contact with anyone, they are growing restless and decide to to find out if there are people out there, somewhere, anywhere.

    I-44 has long been a trade route for goods and services, both legitimate and illegal; Blackbeard and his gang of criminals firmly rule the latter. The apocalypse changes nothing for them, really; there’s just fewer customers, and money is kind of meaningless now.

    Blackbeard is bored.

    Stede is lonely.

    A chance meeting will set them, and their crews, on paths none of them expected.

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    Ed took a long moment to respond, the stiffness in his arms slowly relaxing. It was only after a few long minutes of deafening silence while the wheels in his head turned that he finally spoke. “So, to be clear, you haven’t been avoiding me because you find me unattractive… I just make you so unbelievably horny that you have to go jerk off somewhere private?”

    “Well I wouldn’t exactly put it like that, but I suppose so, yes.” Stede grumbled. A shaky, hiccoughing laugh rumbled through Ed’s chest.

    “Jesus fuck, mate, You couldn’t have just said that in the first place?”

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    Stede and Ed have reunited and things are back to normal aboard The Revenge. Determined to make up for leaving him behind, Stede has set out to spoil Ed rotten. But without the stress and daily labor that comes with being a pirate, Ed has started to put on some weight. Turns out Stede is into that. Like, really into that. He doesn't handle it well.

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    After a health scare, Stede wishes that he and Ed had met when they were younger. It turns out the healer they brought Ed to is also a witch, and she's decided to be generous.

    But is it what either of them really want? You should always be careful what you wish for.

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    Age regression to their twenties, and all the angst and shenanigans that comes from that.

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    Stede gets shot. His surgery requires a dose of laudanum. He has a few loopy musings about Ed’s eyes.

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    When newly divorced and newly out Stede Bonnet is dragged to a rock concert by his assistant, he thinks it will be a fun night out and a chance to be more social after isolating himself. Little does he know, he is about to attract the attention of the legendary Blackbeard, frontman of Queen Anne's Revenge.

    Their meet-cute hits a bit of a snag when an incident at the concert threatens the nationwide tour Blackbeard and his band are about to go on, putting Stede under a spotlight he never wanted or asked for.

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    Stede Bonnet has been planning the perfect art heist since the age of 15. He's gathered his crew, he's secured his venue, and everything is sure to be perfect... As long as famed art thief Blackbeard doesn’t get in the way.

    Oceans 11 meets OFMD, including crew shenanigans, rivals to lovers, and oh so many harebrained heists.

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    Stede Bonnet wants to start a very specific motorcycle club--helping children and victims of trauma. So he goes to Blackbeard's to get his first bike. Ed is fascinated with the weird little man who comes in to get his first bike and with his plan for a club. Before he realizes it, Ed finds himself unable to pull away from Stede, or the club.

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    from the authorEdward Teach wakes up on December 23, 2022. And then he wakes up on December 23, 2022 again. And again. And again.

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    Stede Bonnet is free at last, and on his way back to his love. As "Captain Thomas Edwards", he'll learn a lot about sailing and emotional availability, and perhaps even make a name for himself as the man either brave or foolish enough to hunt the legendary Blackbeard. But rumour has it that Blackbeard may be the opposite of welcoming, if and when he ever catches up...

    Obligatory overly-long season 2/post-season 1 reunion fix-it fic, feat. slow burn reconciliation and some agonisingly detailed ship battles. Updates Wednesdays (AEST), occasionally more.

    This fic comes with a playlist! Pop heavy and generally upbeat; listen on Spotify here.

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    2004. London, UK. RevengeFest, a month-long music festival, is about to begin. With 20 venues participating and hundreds of acts lined up, it promises to be the most thrilling summer festival the world has ever seen.

    Headlining the festival is the biggest Nu Metal band Blackbeard. Its lead singer Edward Teach is a legend in the business after more than a decade as frontman, but his interest in fame is dwindling. Blackbeard is coming to the end of a world tour to promote their latest album. They’re playing 3 different shows at the best festival venues.

    Stede Bonnet is one half of the folk duo Allamby and Bonnet with his wife Mary Allamby. After slowly rising in the folk charts for over 15 years, Stede has decided he wants to try his hand at going solo. Stede’s booked three small venues at RevengeFest in an attempt to boost his album sales and his new image. His record label, Bad Mintons, have made it very clear that the festival has to go well.

    Ed and Stede meet at the festival and decide to collaborate on a song. Over the course of the festival their friendship develops into the most important collaboration of their lives.

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    Ed couldn't bring himself to hurt Stede, not the way he sometimes needed. So Ed spoke to Izzy who talked to Jack and they’d come to an arrangement: one night to do whatever they pleased with Ed’s ‘whore’.

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